Expanding maps

Google Maps is awesome but it’s not always the most detailed source and it’s not always possible to fix errors. That’s why I sometimes turn to Open Street Map. It can be described as the Wikipedia of Maps: it’s not guaranteed to give you what you need but is totally open to being fixed. Last time I tried it I found it horribly clunky. Since then, a few things have improved:

Google Mapmaker would like users to fill in the blanks on their maps but they don’t cover the UK and — to be honest — I’m not going to get that warm, wiki, fizzy feeling spending time improving proprietorial data.

That’s why I headed out today with the geeky intention of fixing OSM’s woeful representation of the village I grew up in.  I anticipated getting a leg stretch whilst I attempted to not look like I was casing the entire village.  Very quickly, to my surprise, my Hamiltonian wander was dosing me on novelty and nostalgia instead.  I ambled up lanes I’d never had a reason to see before for some reason.  Other corners recalled fun times when exploration was the name of the game and we would adopt the spaces where adults hardly ventured.

Tragically, hiding in the trees down the brook with my swiss army knife and walkman, doesn’t seem appropriate anymore.  I should probably get into video games.

Circular logic

It’s possible than living in the vicinity of some of London’s architectural landmarks, the London Eye, the Gherkin, City Hall, the dome of St Paul’s. Buildings are definitely getting more curvaceous (I’m ignoring the Shard). This, combined with my own extensive experience of inhabiting confined space has led me to be convinced of the inevitability of round rooms – or circular spaces.

Here’s my reasoning.

A big problem with optimising small is fitting everything in and it only takes a little reflection to track the root of the issue literally into the corner. A corner stops you putting the desk alongside the bookcase and, for the sake of a couple of inches, you are forced to waste a couple of feet. This is why kitchens often wind up as elongated galleys: they postpone the dreaded right-angle. The shorter the walls relative to the furniture the stricter the constraints and the greater the resultant waste.

Not only that, but corners are easily blocked, difficult to reach and generally gather crap. This is why I look forward to a glorious future where corners have been aptly banished to the corner themselves and rooms with only one wall become the norm.

Of course, there are minor considerations to be resolved first. Not least among these is the question of curvature. A fixed range is implied.

For the straightforward office cubicle, one metre radius may be the new A4. Office chairs could comfortably give you 300 degrees of nearly 22m of reachable desk area. Arranging these cubicles for easy access has interesting creative possibilities which you might have fun sketch out yourself.

Geeky London Beers

A nice routine I’ve adopted in the last month or so is to hook up with a couple of like-minded souls every week or two and sample a pub where the history has stained the timbers and talk a particular dialect of computing nerdish.

In Ye Old Cheshire Cheese where Dickens found inspiration, we recall our own childhood influences: Bertha, Button Moon and Chock-A-Block, GOTO statements and the sound of tape loading that was as familiar as bird song.

From the pub where Pepys watched London burn in 1666 we leapfrog impatiently into the present to hook up on Last.fm and Latitude. The Shard emerges like a crystalline volcano behind us meanwhile.

The historical scribblers above could not have begun to imagine. They may have fitted into each other’s world – a mere couple of centuries apart – with some adjustment but history has since compressed. The future is not evenly distributed, even amongst the tightest generation. This is why this time and place crackles with possibliites.